Listening to: modest mouse - jesus christ was an only child
C Clud says: hahaha C Clud says: TOENAILS OF STEEL C Clud says: my toenail just broke my toenail clipper in HALF when I tried to clip it Raycaster says: this is your superpower C Clud says: like it was just like C Clud says: BOW *snap* ":0 WHAT" Raycaster says: use your toenails to fight crime and stop bullets Raycaster says: shoot your clippings as needle weapons C Clud says: yesss Raycaster says: (you need a special adamantine clipper a scientist made for you) C Clud says: DIAMOND CLIPPER Raycaster says: and you will be called Raycaster says: Feet of Fury Raycaster says: and you make foot based one liners Raycaster says: like mr. freeze in the batman movies Raycaster says: anyway, markers are on their way C Clud says: I clip crime Raycaster says: i think it's time. Raycaster says: to take a clip out of crime C Clud says: clip Raycaster says: YOURS ARE THE CLIPPINGS THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS WHEN THEY GO FLYING OFF AND YOU CAN'T FIND THEM C Clud says: I was in a radioactive toenail clipping incident Raycaster says: and then god vacuums them up C Clud says: I just needed to have a pedicure near that power plant I just HAD TO Raycaster says: yknow what would be eerie? C Clud says: what Raycaster says: if you opened a packet of ramen, and the ramen block was completely intact, usually there are little noodle bits and crumbs that are loose in the packet and stuff Raycaster says: but if it was solid, one big chunk Raycaster says: like, nothing broken off C Clud says: you know what would be twice as eerie C Clud says: if you opened a packet of ramen, and instead of ramen it was just a bunch of toenails Raycaster says: we have to find a way to do this someday C Clud says: THE GREAT CLIPPER HAS STRUCK AAIN C Clud says: AGAIN EVEN C Clud says: NO AAIN I CLIPPED OUT THE G C Clud says: JUST LIKE I TAKE A CLIP OUT OF CRIME Raycaster says: and in your secret identity Raycaster says: you take a clip out of rhyme as a rapper C Clud says: MC Clipclap Raycaster says: say that 5 times fast C Clud says: I did C Clud says: that's just how crazy awesome my rhyme skills are C Clud says: MC CLIPCLAP WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM? the clippers. Raycaster says: nobody suspects you are the feet of fury C Clud says: of course not